I send my greetings to all of my mistress' acquaintances. Oh, who am I kidding, she is not my mistress. It is rather I who control her. You might wonder why an alter ego would have a blog of her own. The answer is quite simple, my friend. No, you are not my friend. Trisha has no friends. The answer, yes. The answer is that I am an ego that needs to unfold herself, to expose herself, to let everyone know that she exist. If no one knows of you, do you then exist? How can you be sure that it's not all up in your head? That is, if you have a head. If you don't exist, you very well cannot have a head, now can you? That would be absolutely unheard of.
You might wonder how I came to be? If you don't I suggest you stop reading this blog, because I'm going to tell you anyway. In the year 2001 my mistress (she is NOT my mistress, I refer to her with sarcasm) stumbled upon a book called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. As she started reading, something stirred up in her pretty little head (how ingenius, a pun!). It was I, emerging from the back of her mind. And thus, I was born. Technically I am only six years old, but alter egos are beyond time and space. Therefore, it is just as likely that I am a thousand years old, as I am six years old. You might notice that my mistress started to read Harry Potter quite late in her life, but since I cannot control EVERY aspect of my mistress' life, I am not to blame for her ignorance of the books. So... yes, I emerged an started to live a life of my own. I was not content with my mistress' personality and decided to give her a little make over. It was not so much a make over as it was a little push in the right direction. She had it in her all along, I just provoked it. So she went from being a shy and careful little push-over to be a cold and murderous witch. But on the outside she still looks the same. Almost. When she was shy and eager to please everyone, she dressed solely in jeans and other boring colours. Now she can wear skirts and other seductive outfits, though she has yet to seduce a man. But I am confident that she will get there pretty soon. And when she does, I'll be ready to give her a push.
Monday, 23 April 2007
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment