When I discovered that my mistress had a blog, I felt the need of creating one myself. What can I say, I'm an ego. So while my mistress has a blog somewhere on reallifelog.com, I am content with having my own here at blogspot. Here I shall sum up everything from my feelings regarding my mistress and other creatures in this vast universe to what it is like to be an alter ego, including other not quite so interesting subjects.
Beware!
Beware, for the contents of this blog is either highly uninteresting or very disturbing. If you are easily bored, often fall asleep of sheer boredom, are pregnant, have any kind of cronical disease or are just afraid of scary things, stay away. There, I warned you. If you choose to go beyond this point, I shall not be blamed for your stupidity. The owner of this blog does not exist in real life, though she (I refer to myself as a female, because my mistress is one, I think) is very much real. I shall leave you all to ponder on that last sentence, for it seems to make no sense at all. But it is true, nonetheless. I have no physical body, but those who know my mistress, have heard of me, and some have even met me, though you may not have been aware of it.
And if you should find my blog too boring or scary, feel free to take a look at some other confessions.
2 comments:
please don't
Why?
Eet eez MY frofficer, I demand to know!
- Zeh Frod
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