Lazy, lazy mistress

Alas, my mistress is too lazy to care for her future. She wants to study medicine, but how she will receive high grades is a mistery to me. Don't give me wrong, I do wish for her happiness and aren't at all interested in ruining her future. But let us be realistic here, she needs good grades to be able to study medicine, and she needs to study hard if she is to have any chance of receiving good grades. As you can see, she is not studying at this moment. Yes, I admit that I have something to do with the fact that she isn't studying. But this has been going on since before this blog. My mistress is lazy, there is no other excuse.
If you think it is I that is making her lazy, you are quite mistaking. I am the one who whips her when she doesn't feel like doing anything. I am the reason sheæ been doing so well in school. If you don't believe med, I shall prove it. Early in 2001, my mistress had yet to read Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, meaning, I had not yet emerged. She was not doing well at school as her parents would have hoped for. She was only the fourth or fifth best in her class. By Christmas that same year, she was top of her class. Changing school might have had an effect, but I sincerely doubt it. And so, there is your proof. I am the one pushing my mistress to the top. But now it seems as though she is too tired to go on. Well, let me tell you something, my lady, if you don't log off this very instant, I shall make sure the world never hears from you again!