I have thought this through many times, and my mistress has had discussions upon discussions. I am starting to get really irritated. Since my mistress is too chicken to say this herself, I will. And you better pay attention. We don't like Christmas. Some people might like the old man with the beard, but I don't. I despise carols and decorations and other things associated with this "white" holiday. Why should we trick the little brat sinto believing that there is a man who lives on the North Pole, and that he climbs down the chimney to hand out presents to nice children? And why does every single child who lives in the West gets presents? Obviously, there have to be some some naughty children. Where's the logic? Pretend to be nice, and you'll recieve presents?
Despite my dislike of Christmas, I'm mostly irritated because people expect everyone to celebrate it. My mistress is a buddhist, in case people haven't noticed. Since buddhists don't believe in God or Jesus, it's not natural for them to celebrate Jesus' birth. And don't give me that rubbish about Christmas initally being a pagan celebration. They're not pagans either, so there is absolutely no reason for my mistress to decorate her home with tiny Santa Clauses and other red things. And she's not planning on beeing generous, so don't bother yourself. Now that you know this, don't ever say: "You don't even have a Christmas tree? Poor thing!".
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But can't you see the big picture? It's clear as day! The Christmas logic is symbolic of the general Christian logic: Jesus has forgiven all past and future sins, so although original sin has spawned all of mankind's sins since, it's enough to do a U-turn on your death bed (or, in the case of a naughty child: cry a little at the threat of being denied presents) in order to redeem yourself to God/Santa Claus. I don't think it's whiny to claim it unfair to drag us of different faiths or lack of them into the Christian traditions without even asking for our consent.
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